In case you've been under a rock, or perhaps you're like me and you don't really care, you might know that the next X-Men motion picture drops at the end of this week. To "celebrate" (OK, really, to "observe"), today I'm featuring a post that
originally ran at the Bronze Age Babies back on 13 June 2013. Hard to believe I wrote this six years ago! Have fun, and please leave a comment at the bottom. Thanks for stopping by today.
Bizarre Adventures #27 (July 1981)
"Phoenix"
Chris Claremont-John Buscema/Klaus Janson
I think, and don't hold me to this, I got this at a nice discount way
back around 1990 when I was a subscriber to Mile High Comics' monthly
service. As I seem to remember, owner Chuck Rozanski had specials each
month, and I'm almost certain this was how I acquired this magazine. I
can guarantee you I didn't buy it from a newsstand, as this was released
during the time I was not buying comic books. There are three stories
between the covers, and about mid-month throughout the summer we'll be
picking our way through the book.

At
the beginning of each story is a one-page "data sheet" on the featured
hero, and I'll run those right alongside the magazine's cover as I've
done above. So without further ado, what say we take a look at the
recently-deceased Phoenix and... Attuma?
Reading
these stories (at this writing, I've obviously read today's fare, but
also the next tale which is of Iceman), one has to wonder why they were
created. Just after the table of contents is a short editorial from
Denny O'Neil where he touts the X-Men as Marvel's breakout stars and how
he knew them way back when. He also says that
Bizarre Adventures
will contain lots of new and exciting material. But he makes a comment
which prompted my statement just above; he writes, "Certain X-Men
stories we wanted to tell were, for various reasons, not suited to the
color format. The answer? Good old
Bizarre Adventures." So I
don't know if the three stories within were made just for this
publication, if they were stock waiting for a chance to see daylight at
the back of an annual or in something akin to
Marvel Fanfare
(which, if you're like me and wondering when that debuted, it was in
March 1982). As there are references to past continuity, 'tis a
mystery.
We open in a cemetery, at the grave of
Jean Grey. Her sister Sara Grey is visiting again, and today is the
first anniversary of Jean's death on the moon. Sara kneels to place
flowers and talks to Jean. Sara is concerned because her own son is 11
years old now, and will soon begin adolescence -- the age of
manifestation for certain mutants. Sara worries about that -- what
would it be like for her boy Tommy? She says to Jean -- "Your powers
killed you, Jean. Will they kill my son?" And then her mind wanders
back to a time two years prior, when she and Jean headed to the docks to
spend a day sailing before meeting their significant others for
dinner.

But
all is not without incident, as two young bucks make a play on the
women. Jean flirts momentarily before telekinetically pushing one of
the guys into the drink. They aren't hassled any more as they board
their small craft. Out on the water the sisters talk, Sara wanting to
know about Jean's powers and why she's a mutant and not Sara herself.
Jean has no answer. This is a very vivacious Jean Grey, funny and
loving life. It's interesting to see Chris Claremont write her free
from the bounds of the sullen Scott Summers. One could almost imagine
this Jean Grey being the woman to tame Wolverine...
Jean continues to play around with Sara, telekinetically drawing out
the lunch cooler and then emptying it by ejecting the sandwiches and
drinks like little missiles. Sara isn't all that comfortable. Suddenly
they are aware of a fog bank, one that shouldn't be there. It spreads
across their course, seemingly creating a barrier to their travel. Sara
attempts to radio to shore, but the transmission is blocked. Suddenly
Jean is aware that Sara has passed out, and before she can mount a
defense of her own she also succumbs to the attack, and slumps over the
side of the boat and into the ocean. Once unconscious, her mind dreams
back to a time when she was 10 years old, and playing with her best
friend Annie. They were playing frisbee in the front yard of the Greys'
home. The Greys lived on a blind curve, and the frisbee that Jean
threw got away from Annie; Annie chased it into the street where she was
struck by a passing car. Jean rushed to her side, and as she cradled
Annie's dying body Jean's own mind reached out and into Annie's. This
was the first manifestation of Jean's mental powers. She wasn't able to
save Annie Richardson on that day, but she experienced her death by her
side. This was very traumatic for Jean, and eventually served as a
catalyst for joining the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. There she
learned to use her powers, and Charles Xavier protected her from those
horrible memories until they could work through them together. It was
also at the School where she met Scott Summers and fell in love. It was
after graduating from the School that she died and was resurrected by
the Phoenix Force, forever changing her.

Jean groggily wakes, but is shocked to find herself clothed as some
sort of consort of plaything. Sitting up, she notices that her skin has
turned... blue! I thought that was sort of a funny concept, in a black
and white mag, but then whenever we read novels and the like I guess we
have to do the imagining ourselves, huh?

She
also becomes aware that she is underwater, and breathing! Her mind
races, going first to Prince Namor and a previous meeting between he and
the X-Men. Suddenly she hears someone scream (under water?) and takes
off in that direction -- running at first and then swimming. Entering
the next chamber, she finds Sara overcome with shock and horror at
their circumstances. Jean gives her sister a telepathic bolt to put her
down, and then enters her mind to calm her. Sara thanks her, her
previous fears set aside. At that point armed guards enter and inform
the Grey sisters that they are now brides, and are to accompany the men
to their master. And he is? Attuma, Scourge of the Seven Seas!
So it's like this -- Attuma ain't so dumb after all. Tired of being
second tuna to Namor, Attuma has decided to kidnap mutant women (yep --
he's got Sara Grey all wrong) for breeding stock. After some time,
he'll have created his own Atlantean mutant army, strong enough to
finally defeat Prince Namor. But Attuma's biggest problem (among many)
is that he thinks Jean is Marvel Girl and has erected psychic dampers to
keep her in check.

It's
a pity, because his plan may have succeeded -- if Phoenix had not
exploded on his scene, blasting him into a wall while destroying the
machines that had clouded her mind earlier. It really isn't even fair;
Jean makes short work of every warrior that enters the barbarian's
chamber. She and Sara flee, but are soon cornered by Attuma himself.
You know how these things go -- if he can't have it his way, there'll be
hell to pay! Attuma wields a mighty large blade, and flails it about
wildly. His strength is surprising to Jean, and she's actually forced
back. Yeah, that lasted for about two seconds and then Blammo! again.
She literally brings the house down this time. Swimming like crazy for
their liberty, the sisters make it to the surface -- only to discover
that Sara's infection with Attuma's virus has left her a
water-breather.

She nearly suffocates once she hits the atmosphere.
Jean takes Sara back underwater while she thinks of what to do. Sara
laments that she might actually like the adventure of Attuma's offer
(man, I thought this scene was weird -- "The things, I could learn down
here, the places I could see. I could spend a lifetime just talking to
those dolphins. If I was single." Really?? Be Attuma's love slave?).
But Jean tells her that she thinks she can return her to her human
attributes, but it will basically require a reworking of Sara's DNA.

It
works, and Sara surfaces. But where's Jean? Sara dives back down, to
find her sister being nudged toward the surface by the dolphins. Sara's
able to haul Jean ashore and revive her. The two ladies build a fire
and warm themselves. Jean sent Scott a telepathic S.O.S., and told he
and Sara's husband of their location. They continue to talk about
Sara's fears for her children. Jean reaches out one more time, and
mindwipes Sara's memories of their Atlantean adventure, and of Phoenix.
As far as Sara will know, they had a boating accident and Sara saved
Jean's life. She also thinks that she'll ask Professor X to have the
kids genetically scanned.
Back at the gravesite,
Sara thinks that the mind block disappeared when Jean died. She thinks
that Jean shouldn't have done it in the first place, but she's glad
that Jean loved her. She also knows that Jean never got around to
asking the professor to see about Sara's kids. But in the end, Sara
thinks that she's not quite as afraid as she used to be; after all, if
her kids are mutants and turn out like their Aunt Jean, that wouldn't be
all bad.
This was an interesting story. I
warmed to it more the second time I read it, which was for this
writing. My initial reaction was that it was pretty far out there --
Attuma?? But he merely served as a vehicle for Claremont's bigger
issue, which was an examination of Jean Grey in a snapshot taken a year
before she died. It was also a tale of those affected by mutants and
how they deal with those issues. Metaphorically, I suppose the script
plays into our hopes and fears for all sorts of relationships and life
situations. John Buscema's art is pretty typical of his output in the
early 1980's -- it's obviously Big John's greatness, as we have grown
used to seeing him in his main B&W venue,
Savage Sword of Conan.
I'm pretty sure these are tighter rather than sketchy lay-outs. Klaus
Janson does wonders on the inks and with wash; there's no zipatone, but
what there is is a ton of backgrounds! It's really a pretty
lushly-illustrated story. So for fans of both artists, I think you get
the best of both worlds. This won't necessarily be my stance in
mid-July, when I'll treat you to the second story in this magazine. The
Iceman tale was drawn by George Perez and inked by Alfredo Alcala.
I'll challenge you then to pick out the Perez influence. Nuff said.